The Death of Slow Rapid Drug Tests: Introducing Speed Swabs

Let’s face it: if you are an employment agency or staffing firm, rapid drug testing has always come with some pretty unpleasant baggage. If you've ever had the joy of using a rapid urine test, you know exactly what I'm talking about. The hassle of securing a collection site, worrying about the authenticity of the sample (because, let’s be honest, only professionals are willing to play detective over pee), and then there’s the delightful experience of actually collecting it. That's something that is best left up to the professionals.

So, maybe you thought oral fluid tests were a better option? Ha! Not so fast. Sure, you avoided the bathroom dance, but then came the specimen volume issues—because apparently, your mouth isn't as reliable as you'd think—and let’s not even get started on those high test failure rates from no-flow strip issues. Add in the fact that they're more expensive and take forever to deliver results, and suddenly, you’re thinking, “Is there really a good do-it yourself option here?”

Well, until now… no, there wasn’t. But wait for it—drumroll, please—starting September 18th, Labb is changing the game. Finally, a do-it yourself solution that doesn’t require you to pick the lesser of two evils! Introducing our brand-new Speed Swabs, the oral fluid drug test kit that makes your current testing kits look like relics from the Stone Age.

Let’s break it down:

• Sample Authenticity? No sweat.
• Specimen Volume Challenges? Gone.
• High Failure Rates? Not here.
• Increased Costs and Slow Performance? Yeah, we crushed those, too.

This new test operates on a tiny amount of specimen, yet runs like a champ, outperforming most oral fluid tests on the market. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it faster and more reliable, it’s also ridiculously more efficient to ship, cheaper to produce, and takes up practically no space compared to your standard bulky urine and oral fluid test kits. It's like a tiny superhero, minus the cape.

Here’s how Speed Swabs stack up against the competition:

• Space-saving design: You’ll actually have more room in your office now (imagine that).
• Cost-effective: Keep your money in your pocket where it belongs.
• Rapid results: Because no one likes waiting longer than necessary.
• Fewer failures: Testing that works—what a concept!

So, there you have it. No more excuses, no more compromises. It’s time to kick those old, clunky tests to the curb and upgrade to the future of drug testing. Speed Swabs: faster, better, cheaper, and definitely less yuck.

You’re welcome.